On this CROSSOVER episode, Dave visits the podcast Fright Flick FMK and joins host Jay to discuss and rate the horror classic, The Killer Sofa.
Find out if Jay and Dave want to Fuck it, Marry it or Kill itâĤ.
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Speaker 1: On this crossover episode, I visit the podcast
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Fright Flick FMK and join host Jay to discuss the horror
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classic the Killer Sofa and find out if Jay and I want to fuck
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it, marry it or kill it.
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We have such fights to show you .
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Here's Johnny.
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Speaker 2: All you have left is my desire for you.
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Speaker 1: Oh, no tears, please.
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It's a waste of good suffering.
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Speaker 2: What's up?
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All you horror movie loving fuckers, welcome back to another
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episode of Fright Flick FMK.
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As always, I'm your host, jay, and today I am joined by my good
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, good friend, dave fucking Jari from Criminal AF.
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What's up, brother?
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What's?
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Speaker 1: going on.
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I thought you were going to say your good friend, uh gentleman
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Jack.
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Speaker 2: No, you know, you know I changed it up today, did
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you?
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I did that because the last time I did it with John, my
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brother, I was saying and I'm here with my co-host, and he
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started smiling, thinking it was going, I was going to bring him
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in.
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That was the bringing him in moment.
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And then I pulled the gentleman and gentleman Jack, up to the
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thing and even after it was over he was like oh man, I thought
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you were.
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He's up sitting here smiling like an idiot.
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And I told him I was like man.
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I had had, I had a plan lined up to bring you in, but you you
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interrupted it, yeah, because as soon as I said my call.
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He did start smiling and then when I said it.
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He was like oh man, I feel like an idiot sitting here smiling.
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So this time I said I wasn't gonna, I'm gonna change it and I
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wasn't gonna lead with the jack .
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You're just gonna jump right into the, into the who I'm here
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with today, but the gentleman jack is here, people, it's
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always here, as always.
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You know, if you catch me here without the gentleman jack, you
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know something's wrong.
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There's a gun in my head.
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Somebody's making me do this, sober I don't like doing it.
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Sober I've tried, it doesn't work yeah, podcasting usually
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flows a lot smoother when you.
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Speaker 1: you have some sort of substance inside of you.
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I don't like doing it sober.
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I've tried, it doesn't work.
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Yeah, podcasting usually flows a lot smoother when you have
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some sort of substance inside of you.
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Speaker 2: It does for me, and there's been times where I've
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kind of went overboard and I get up the next day to do the
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editing of the show and it's like I'm hearing it for the very
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first time, because I remember very not a whole lot of shit.
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I'm saying I'm just like what the fuck?
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I don't remember talking about that and I was like then my wife
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would be like oh yeah, I remember because she'd be
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sitting there listening while I was recording it and I was like
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man, I had one too many gentlemen's in me there was.
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Speaker 1: there was one probably like uh, I don't know,
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like four or five episodes ago, bro, you were like right off the
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bat you could tell you were fucking smashed.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that may.
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That may have been the birthday one.
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My birthday will, man.
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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah , it was the birthday it was.
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Speaker 2: uh, I was, I was, I was out there for that one, that
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one.
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That show started early as far as my prepping went.
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Yeah, the pregame for that started early.
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When I hit record, it's like I knew better.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Maybe you shouldn't do this today.
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Speaker 1: I do got to hand it to you because, like, if that
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were me, I probably would have scrapped the episode and just
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probably like redone it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: At a later date.
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Speaker 2: You rode with it, bro hey hey, that's what I do hey,
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you know, that's why I said I was I don't, I don't really edit
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at all there's a reason why, like the last one of the
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episodes before I, I put it up there and something happened
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with the video and the video froze up.
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But I didn't realize it because that was like in the middle and
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I don't fuck with the middle, I fuck with the beginning and the
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video froze up, but I didn't realize it because that was like
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in the middle and I don't fuck with the middle I fuck with the
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beginning.
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I go in there and I chop off some of the shit.
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In the beginning I chop off some shit and then I put the
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music in and I send it up you know I'm simple and uh, and so
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that time it kind of backfired on me and, like I said, I've
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done that with some of my recordings.
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I've listened to them and I go back, listen to them, and I'm
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hearing it and I'm going.
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Speaker 1: I don't remember talking about this on the show
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when I did it, but yeah, I'm here to have a good time, so
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yeah it's kind of like that, uh, that episode where uh me and
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Garrett we sat in with uh John and Joe and you know we were
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like, oh, we had this big plan to do this whole collaboration
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thing.
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You know, it's going to be great, it's going to be fun,
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we're going to shoot the shit, everything.
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And I got fucking trash hammered.
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I, fucking I I fried my fucking audio interface.
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My fucking computer fucking fell off the fucking.
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I don't even know what the fuck happened.
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Dude, I drank so much fucking wine I don't even think we're at
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20 minutes into the fucking episode and I black out.
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I don't even know what the fuck I said.
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I don't know anything.
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That fucking happened.
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I wake up the next day my computer's on the fucking floor,
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everything's fucking like Thank God.
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I mean, if he up the next day, my computer's on the fucking
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floor, everything's fucking like , um, thank god.
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I mean if he has that, if your brother has that fucking like oh
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, they have it top.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, have you seen it?
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Speaker 1: no, I haven't oh my god, I hope that thing never
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comes to the fucking light of day.
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Uh, how today, how embarrassing .
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Speaker 2: It could be a Patreon only type thing.
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Oh man, hey, I appreciate you jumping on here again, man.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, no problem, yeah, this is fun I like doing
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it.
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Speaker 2: Yep, and the last.
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Every time me and Dave get on here, we always try to pick
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something that's it's out there, man, a little different.
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The first one we did was the special, you know, dick in a box
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dick in the box yeah.
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Then we did the attack of the killer donuts.
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Yeah, and so right after, I was doing.
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I like that oh, yeah, I enjoyed that one.
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And right after we done it, I'd hit you up and I sent you a
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picture of this one, yeah, and we were like, yeah, we got to do
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it.
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Then the other day you were like, hey, I'm about to watch it
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.
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And so I was like hey, man, I'll watch it.
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You just let me know when you want to do a show on.
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So for this episode, um, we are going to be covering killer
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sofa killer sofa the other fucking sofa not to be confused
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with casting couch not the casting couch.
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Killer sofa, killer sofa.
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Somebody I work with has a casting couch in their office, a
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white couch.
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No, no, this is a black one a black couch like leather that
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fake leather and it's so super comfortable.
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Man, like you sit on it, you just kind of sink down into it
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and we all call it the casting couch.
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Speaker 1: Oh, wait, the white couch is the uh, the petite
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blonde girl yeah, who has?
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Speaker 2: never mind hey, man, we don't, we don't edit shit on
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this show.
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We, we are ready to mature audience.
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Only you ever seen the picture that little, it's like the meme
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or whatever and it says oh, my baby sent me a picture of her at
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her job interview and she's on that black couch.
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That's the exact same looking couch that's awesome it is the
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casting couch.
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It's too damn short to you can't lay down on it and get
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comfortable.
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It's meant for you, know it.
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Know it's a.
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It's a fucking couch, that's what it's for, you know.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, curly, yeah, it's just really good.
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It only has one purpose.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know Pornhub's finest, you know.
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So back to the movie Killer Sofa 2019.
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It is a New Zealand comedy horror film written and directed
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and produced by bernie rayo.
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R-a-o rayo, rayo rayo.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Yeah first when the movie was playing.
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You know I'm sorry to cut you off, but no, no go ahead when
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the movie was first playing.
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You know, it's like all right.
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At first I thought it was like an american movie, and then you
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hear like a little bit of an accent and I'm like is that
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british?
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And then they, you know, they talk a little bit more.
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And then as soon as one of them I'm gonna butcher the way they
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do this, but they were like nur nur when they say no oh yeah
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when they're like nur nur or whatever.
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I'm like, oh, that's, it's gotta be either australian or new
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Zealand.
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That's one of the two yeah.
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Sorry for all the Australians and New Zealanders out there.
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Speaker 2: Hey, I know we butcher it.
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I butcher every time.
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Every time I try to do a name, I fuck it up Because with this
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accent man, no matter how I try to say it, it doesn't come out
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right, it just comes out.
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Yeah, I'll try, I think, say it.
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You know it doesn't come out right, it just comes out.
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Yeah, I'll try, I think I'll say it halfway decent.
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And then phantom will jump in the discord and she'll say it
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yeah, and she puts that, that, that the real sound to it and
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I'm like, holy shit, I wouldn't even in the ballpark on this
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thing.
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Oh, the description on the killer couch.
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I just pulled this straight from IMDB.
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It's not a lot of thought went into this bad boy.
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It says a killer reclining chair becomes enchanted by a
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girl and starts committing crimes of passion.
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Speaker 1: It's a love story, baby, it's a love story
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Beautiful, it's a beautiful love story.
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Speaker 2: Oh, it's the love story.
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Beautiful, it's a beautiful love story.
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Oh, it's a love story.
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So you want to rate it now or you want to wait to the end.
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Let's wait to the end, okay, let's wait to the end, okay.
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So we're going to jump in on how this thing kind of flows and
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then, when we get toward the end of it, we'll talk about what
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we like, what we didn't like, and then we'll give the rating
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on it.
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And if you're new to the show, the rating is here is the fmk.
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We fuck it.
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Married or kill it, marrying it being the love of your life.
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You're gonna wake up with it every day, grow old with it.
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You can watch it any day of the week.
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The fuck is the friends with benefits.
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That's the one you call up on a lonely friday night.
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You ain't got shit to do, but you know you need something, and
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so you just pop that bad boy in and you could just be doing
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whatever, but that movie's playing in the background.
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Then you got the kill.
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The kill is the sea donkey.
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That's the, the one you took home that night.
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You wasn't proud of it.
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You did what you did, and then you just want to get away, never
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see it again.
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So that's how we rate them.
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So when we get to end this, we'll give you our rating, but
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for now, we're just going to jump right in.
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There's going to be spoilers, people.
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We're going to spoil the shit out of it.
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If you don't want us to spoil it, pause it.
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Go to tubi, you can watch it for free.
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Go to tubi, check out there.
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You go dave with the fancy fucking buttons, baby get a
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little echo on there hell yeah, I gotta get one of them.
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Oh, and I'll try to do my.
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My tipsy ass will try to do a whole show talking like that.
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I'd be pushing that button non-stop.
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See, I would do a whole show like a fucking demon.
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Pushing that button nonstop.
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See, I would do a whole show like a fucking demon.
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Speaker 1: And I, you know what, and I, I would watch it too,
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hey there would be a hand.
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Speaker 2: It'd be a handful, A few, you know, out of the 15 or
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20 that listened to it.
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Now you know three or four of them.
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Yeah, Three or four of them, 15 or 20 might enjoy it.
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You know, they'd still tune in, They'd make it to the end with
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me.
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Damn it the writer dies.
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Oh man, so you want to jump in on how this one begun?
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I got it kind of pulled up, remember in the beginning.
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Yeah, so in the beginning.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so in the beginning it basically shows
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this guy he's laying on this gurney kind of thing, Whatever.
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And you have this other guy who's got a fucking sawzall and
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he's going over and he just starts cutting into this fucking
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guy's foot right.
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That's where it started, right yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: So it was like crazy.
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I thought that dude.
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It almost looked like a little like little seance type.
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Shit's what I thought at first yeah yeah it was candles lit.
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Speaker 1: There was a picture of the, the main main lady.
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What was her name?
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Francesca francesca um, she was in there like yeah, it was just
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like this whole fucking weird and like, right then, and there
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like kind of like fucking draws you in, all right, there's some
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fucking freaky shit going on here, and the dude takes a
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sawzall and starts cutting off the dude's feet, but not, and
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then pans away like we don't know what happened.
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Yep, um, next thing, you know.
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Uh, they're know they're in a storage area, right?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's this like three or four people.
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They show up at this like storage container and they open
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it up and they just make like, oh, it's here, and I think they
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were there picking it up for Jessica.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, like a delivery .
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Yeah, they're like delivery people.
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Speaker 2: They're going to deliver it to her.
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They were going to deliver it to her, so they.
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But the odd thing when it finally showed this fucking
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chair was this motherfucker.
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It's like a recliner, you know.
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And it's funny, though, because the couch I have in my house is
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is like identical to it, like that kind of brown look to it,
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but.
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But the couch has got these fucking eyes on it, like it's
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supposed to be buttons on the couch, but they're fucking.
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Speaker 1: You can tell it's fucking eyes and the crease and
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the crease in the couch actually like it's shaped like an actual
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mouth.
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Yeah, so you're looking at, you're looking at this sofa,
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this recliner and, like you said , it's got eyeballs and it's got
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a fucking mouth and you're just like who the fuck would want
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this fucking chair?
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Speaker 2: you know what I mean yeah, and then they were pulling
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when they pulled it out.
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They finally got it out and the old one girl got her hand hung
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in it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, started bleeding.
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Yeah, got a little blood, you know.
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And so they finally get the damn chair out.
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Well, then it jumps to the.
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It spends a couple of minutes with some dude in like a bar
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watching Francesca dancing, yeah , and but then the police show
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up to question her because apparently the dude who got his
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foot hacked off, fred Rico, was his name.
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Rico, yep, yep.
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And they were there questioning her about Fred Rico being dead.
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And it was funny, because she just kind of blows the cops off
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and is like I really gotta go.
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Speaker 1: I'm having furniture being delivered like sorry to
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hear that he's dead or missing my bad, but you know hey.
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I got a fucking chair being delivered.
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I got a fucking sofa coming man, I gotta go now that whole scene
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, I don't know it makes sense as the movie progresses, but
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fucking sofa coming man, I gotta go.
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Now that whole, that whole scene, I don't know like it make
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it makes sense as the as the movie progresses, but like when
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I was first watched it, um, you know, obviously you know you're
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supposed to be watching francesca, she's dancing,
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whatever, and uh.
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But if you actually look at the people on the stage who are
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playing the music, is that one dude.
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He pops up later in the movie, but there's one dude.
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He's just like, like just focus, like just staring, like at
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francesca oh, ralph ralph yeah yeah, oh shit, I didn't even
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notice him he's got the fucking, he plays the key, he's playing
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the keyboard or whatever, but he's just like standing there
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fucking staring.
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It's like weird.
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Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't even notice that.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like when I was watching I was like that
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dude's going to come up at some point in this movie, cause he's
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just fucking, he's got this weird, fucking stalker vibe,
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yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: And it's funny though , cause it's funny though,
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because when they get the couch out, it goes back to the storage
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area to get the couch out.
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Old man Jack shows up and he puts his hands on the couch, on
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the chair, and then he has a moment like I guess he has the
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shine.
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I guess he's got that.
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You know, at first I thought he has the shine, I guess he's got
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that.
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Speaker 1: At first I thought he was fucking nutting.
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I thought he was nutting his pants Going to nut on the couch.
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He's touching the couch, he's just like.
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Speaker 2: Because later on you'll see that couch can do
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things.
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Speaker 1: That couch is freaky.
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Speaker 2: That couch has a freaky bone in it, boy, so it
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would have made sense if this motherfucker had a nutted while
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touching this couch.
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Oh, and Jack passes out like it was just so good.
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He just falls over and eventually wakes up, you know.
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Then we get Maxie, who is the best friend to Francesca, yes,
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dropping her off and basically asking her about the chair.
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Does she need help?
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She's like no, tj is going to help, and I thought TJ was the
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boyfriend, but apparently TJ was gay, is what Maxie kept saying.
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Speaker 1: But Francesca thought otherwise.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.
00:17:33
I don't think Francesca bought it or really didn't.
00:17:39
Speaker 1: But yeah, TJ didn't want anything to do with her.
00:17:43
Speaker 2: No, no, he is At all.
00:17:43
No, not his cup of tea.
00:17:44
No, he is at all.
00:17:45
Speaker 1: No, not his cup of tea.
00:17:46
No, even she was like, oh, let's take a shower together.
00:17:48
He's like no, no.
00:17:50
Speaker 2: I'm good At that moment.
00:17:52
I knew TJ.
00:17:53
I knew something was up Like what's up, tj?
00:18:02
It's funny, though, because that part was she was like I'll just
00:18:06
have TJ help me carry it, and then it shows TJ having to carry
00:18:08
this fucking recliner the whole thing by himself rolling it,
00:18:13
flipping it up the stairs and she's just kind of walking
00:18:17
around like, yeah, using old TJ to do all the fucking leg work
00:18:22
for and I remember looking at it going.
00:18:27
At first I thought the eyes on the sofa.
00:18:31
I thought that was just something that was just
00:18:34
appearing every now and then because I'm sitting there going
00:18:38
to like is is nobody seeing these eyes?
00:18:41
And apparently it was supposed to be just like fucking buttons,
00:18:44
yeah, which I never see a recliner with buttons like that
00:18:48
not like that no, no those are pretty uh prominent uh buttons.
00:18:52
If they were strategically placed yep, and then, uh, then
00:19:02
we get it shows jack again.
00:19:04
Old man jack's talking to his little voodoo lady.
00:19:07
Yeah, he's telling her that he think he got the gift.
00:19:10
I don't know what the gift is, I don't know.
00:19:13
Fucker, got some visions, I guess.
00:19:15
Now we jump to my daggum girl in the shower part.
00:19:20
Speaker 1: Ah, yes, yep, see francesca in the shower and this
00:19:24
is like if you listen to, uh like any episodes with with jay
00:19:27
and I before, uh, one thing that we really, really, really
00:19:31
appreciate, regardless of the quality of the movie we both
00:19:35
appreciate boobies in movies amen, yes, yes, if no matter the
00:19:42
movie, but if you're going to give me a, especially a b movie,
00:19:45
yeah, it could be a dumpster fire yeah, it can be the just a
00:19:49
shit storm.
00:19:51
Speaker 2: And if you throw me and dave, a nice set of boobies
00:19:54
up there, hey, you just, you just earned yourself an extra
00:19:59
star, that's right, yeah, if you were a half star movie, you're
00:20:04
now 1.5.
00:20:06
I just got you to 1.5 just for a set of titties.
00:20:09
So and then but you know, sorry to get y'all's hopes up,
00:20:15
because I got my hopes up in this moment here I was like, oh
00:20:19
yeah, here we go.
00:20:20
I got the B movie going, I got Francesca in the shower, nice
00:20:24
and steamy.
00:20:24
She's about to get out of the shower and nope or alert.
00:20:30
Speaker 1: There are no titties whatsoever in this movie no
00:20:33
boobies in the movies.
00:20:34
Speaker 2: So if you're looking to check this b movie out and if
00:20:38
you're thinking like I think by now this will probably be some
00:20:40
nice boobies in here, you're not , which I'm sure they were nice,
00:20:42
we just didn't see them.
00:20:42
Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's another part of it, of the.
00:20:43
I thought maybe we're going to get a little, probably some nice
00:20:44
boobies in here.
00:20:44
You're not, which I'm sure they were nice, we just didn't see
00:20:45
them.
00:20:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's another part of it, of the.
00:20:48
I thought maybe we're going to get a little shot, but we'll get
00:20:50
to that okay yeah, I mean, yeah , I know what you're talking
00:20:53
about.
00:20:54
I thought the same thing all right, I did too, and so you.
00:21:00
There's a part, though, where Maxie comes over to see
00:21:09
Francesca and they basically making sure she's okay, and
00:21:15
stuff like that, and Maxie says she's gonna leave.
00:21:18
And then, when she's leaving, maxie gets out of the car and
00:21:23
you see her look at the window and the fucking recliner is like
00:21:27
looking at her, staring out the fucking window at her.
00:21:30
Speaker 1: Are you fucking kidding me?
00:21:31
Speaker 2: yeah, it's like the recliner is standing up looking
00:21:35
out the window like bitch where you going?
00:21:38
Speaker 1: now rewind, just just a little bit, okay.
00:21:41
So francesca gets out of the shower, Maxie shows up, scares
00:21:46
her, you know, and so they, you know.
00:21:51
Francesca gets out of the shower, she gets dressed and
00:21:54
they're watching a movie, and apparently they don't have TVs
00:21:59
in New Zealand.
00:22:00
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, right.
00:22:02
Speaker 1: Because they're watching a movie together on her
00:22:05
laptop, which is conveniently propped on the killer sofa, and
00:22:10
Francesca is sitting like with nothing but a bathrobe on, with
00:22:15
her leg, one leg down, one leg up, on a killer sofa.
00:22:19
So the killer sofa can actually get a fucking upskirt of
00:22:23
Francesca damn, I didn't even notice that watching the movie
00:22:26
on the fucking laptop.
00:22:27
However, we don't get to see that.
00:22:29
Lucky lucky sofa.
00:22:32
Fucking sofa is fucking lucky.
00:22:35
Speaker 2: Fucking sofa got all the luck in this movie.
00:22:37
I almost spit out one.
00:22:46
Oh man, oh man.
00:22:59
And then we get to later on, after maxie leaves the sofa
00:23:00
stairs are down and whatever, yeah.
00:23:02
And then, uh, francesca comes out.
00:23:04
The evening is now time to wind down.
00:23:07
She's got herself some nice tea Lights turned down, climbs up
00:23:14
in that big old comfy sofa and I thought it was kind of odd when
00:23:19
she showed up with the fucking tea kettle and the tea cup.
00:23:23
Speaker 1: Right.
00:23:24
Speaker 2: Like most times, your hot ass tea kettle, you know,
00:23:26
stays on the stove whatever, but she sits down with both of them
00:23:30
, fills her little tea up and kicks back in the recliner.
00:23:38
Speaker 1: Well, and before she kicks back in the recliner, she
00:23:43
fondles the recliner button, the recliner button, and sticks her
00:23:44
fingers seductively into the recliner button the recliner
00:23:47
button and sticks her fingers seductively into the recliner
00:23:51
button area and reclines it.
00:23:53
Speaker 2: If y'all on this YouTube watching this right now,
00:23:55
y'all know this motion and then she, like, rubs her hands down
00:24:04
the arms of it like, starts rubbing on this sofa caressing
00:24:09
recliner and then when she like said, slips her fingers in there
00:24:13
, pops that bad boy out, leans back oh, it's over then next
00:24:18
thing you know, man, we got red light district up in there, the
00:24:20
red lights are on kind of hazy in there a little bit the music
00:24:25
playing.
00:24:26
She is like, and at that moment I'm just like oh, you about to,
00:24:33
she going to touch herself.
00:24:34
Oh, yeah, she's about to do some stuff on this here, new
00:24:40
recliner and and it's, it's a whole lot of moaning.
00:24:46
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
00:24:46
Oh, a whole lot of you know I thought this was the moment that
00:24:49
the b movie was going to turn into the x movie yes it had it
00:24:54
right, it had a, had a good little, could have been a good
00:24:59
little sex scene.
00:25:00
Speaker 2: It wasn't bad, no good.
00:25:02
That had you like.
00:25:03
You know, you knew what was going on.
00:25:06
Right, she's all squirmed and rubbing her hands up and down
00:25:09
and you know, and I remember writing down on my notes because
00:25:13
I take notes sometime and on this one the last sentence of
00:25:16
that thing ended I just wrote she's gonna come, and I think
00:25:26
she did yeah, I'm pretty confident she did I am pretty
00:25:30
damn sure francesca, because as soon as it was over man, she
00:25:34
just kind of just like and wakes up in bed so I must have been.
00:25:41
Speaker 1: that must have been a good fucking orgasm.
00:25:43
Hey, if she don't remember fucking moving up from the couch
00:25:46
.
00:25:46
Speaker 2: No, that recliner delivered.
00:25:50
Oh yeah, Like it got her there plus some.
00:25:54
Speaker 1: Which makes you wonder her, you know, question
00:25:57
her choice in men, if a fucking recliner can get her off so
00:26:02
easily, you know?
00:26:05
Speaker 2: Man.
00:26:05
I mean, she hasn't had the right right guy in her life I
00:26:07
don't think she has our girl, whatever it could be guy girl.
00:26:10
You know I ain't mad at her either way.
00:26:12
Right, orangutan?
00:26:15
I mean, yeah, I thought maybe her and maxi had a chance.
00:26:17
Speaker 1: You know, that didn't work out all right, real quick,
00:26:19
maxi or francesca uh, francesca .
00:26:23
Francesca, francesca, I would say Francesca as well, but she's
00:26:29
very teethy.
00:26:30
She's got like really big teeth yeah.
00:26:33
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:26:35
Speaker 1: And Maxie is more teeth.
00:26:39
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:26:42
Speaker 1: So you're pro Francesca, I'm going to go with
00:26:44
Maxie.
00:26:44
Yeah, maxie should be a little more freak, more freak yeah, get
00:26:50
a little grunge to her yeah, she does.
00:26:52
Speaker 2: She got like she got a dirty side to her.
00:26:54
She might not shave her armpits , I bet no on second thought
00:27:01
maybe not there might be some armpit hair.
00:27:04
Uh, when she takes her shirt off, you have to be prepared.
00:27:15
Speaker 1: Yeah she wait, yeah, she wakes up in the bed like not
00:27:19
knowing you know basically how she got there from after
00:27:22
orgasming all over the fucking sofa.
00:27:24
And then she wakes up, right, and then she goes out and what
00:27:30
is there like almost like rose petals on the floor and there's
00:27:34
cookies made Like sitting on the recliner, like a little cup of
00:27:39
tea Each arm of the recliner.
00:27:40
There's cookies and fucking tea and there's candles on the
00:27:44
floor, actually lit candles on the floor.
00:27:46
Actually lit candles on the floor, yep and this.
00:27:50
Speaker 2: And if she just thinks it's tj because tj comes
00:27:53
showing up, oh yeah, she thinks tj is like oh, thank you, you
00:27:58
got up in time to cook breakfast and tj just kind of like I
00:28:01
don't know what the fuck you're talking about yeah, he's just's,
00:28:03
just like yeah sure did.
00:28:06
Speaker 1: He's like when did you have time to bake cookies?
00:28:10
Speaker 2: Oh, I was scared the whole time when he talked about
00:28:12
it, you know, and it's funny because he went over there by
00:28:14
the chair and grabs one of them cookies and eats it.
00:28:16
Oh yeah, oh wrong move TJ oh chair don't like that.
00:28:20
Chair jealous type baby yeah, tight baby.
00:28:23
Apparently.
00:28:23
Something slapped his hand away when he went to grab another
00:28:25
cookie.
00:28:26
Yeah, but kudos to TJ for taking full fucking credit on
00:28:33
the breakfast.
00:28:34
He wasn't going to let that one , he took all the credit, oh
00:28:42
shit.
00:28:43
And then we get to show us Detective Gravy is his name ah
00:28:50
yes, gravy and his partner great yep gravy and grape gravy and
00:28:55
grape detective gravy is looking at crime scene.
00:28:58
Speaker 1: Photos fred rico's joint the food, the foot
00:29:05
shopping episode.
00:29:06
Speaker 2: Yes and they come across some little voodoo dolls
00:29:11
that has francesca's face on them, and so they go to question
00:29:17
her and she basically tells them that she has this gift.
00:29:22
I guess a where guys just get obsessed with her.
00:29:25
Speaker 1: And women, and women.
00:29:27
Speaker 2: They just get obsessed with her, Like she
00:29:29
don't understand it, they don't get it, she gets, they get
00:29:33
obsessed and she gets stalker level tens man just trying to
00:29:37
get with her.
00:29:38
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Detective Gravy actually asked her.
00:29:44
You know, have you ever, like, had sexual relations with some
00:29:49
of these stalkers?
00:29:51
Speaker 2: And she's like oh, yes.
00:29:52
And then he asked her you know, has any of them ever been get
00:29:56
violent?
00:29:56
And she was like, yes, sometimes we'd get violent in
00:30:00
the bedroom, like sexual tension , violence.
00:30:02
Yeah, oh, you're a, you're a choker.
00:30:05
Okay, okay, who's?
00:30:10
Speaker 1: your daddy, she likes that bondage.
00:30:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, Francesca liked to be slapped around.
00:30:22
A little chokage, little 50 shades of gray up in there, Let
00:30:27
me show you to my red room, Francesca.
00:30:28
Speaker 1: Fifty shades of gravy .
00:30:30
Speaker 2: That's why it turned red when her and the couch was
00:30:32
getting it on.
00:30:34
It was the couch's red room that night.
00:30:36
It took her to, took her to happy town up in there.
00:30:41
Speaker 1: Took her to pound town.
00:30:44
Speaker 2: But then she makes the comment to the police
00:30:45
officer, though you better pound town, Pound town.
00:30:47
But then she makes the comment to the police officer, though
00:30:51
when she's telling him this and she's like, but TJ seems to be
00:30:57
immune to me?
00:30:59
Speaker 1: You think?
00:30:59
Speaker 2: I wonder why the likes just ain't going off for
00:31:05
you, is it Francesca?
00:31:06
Like he's just got a special power, yeah, and then, while
00:31:16
she's at the police station talking to this dude, we get TJ
00:31:17
back at the apartment and TJ trying to make me a little
00:31:20
frozen pizza, yep what happens to TJ?
00:31:23
Speaker 1: He didn't get his frozen pizza.
00:31:24
No, no, he didn't get his frozen pizza.
00:31:26
No, he didn't, because the killer sofa still mad at TJ for
00:31:32
taking all the fucking credit and took his cookie and took his
00:31:35
fucking cookie, basically walked right, yeah, he would
00:31:45
turn around and it would be slid .
00:31:47
Speaker 2: He'd hear a noise.
00:31:48
The fucking thing was getting closer and the light didn't go
00:31:53
off for TJ.
00:31:53
Whatever, the chair's getting closer, I'm worried about this
00:31:59
pizza right now.
00:32:04
Speaker 1: The cookie wasn't enough.
00:32:04
Then the couch's got a blade.
00:32:11
Baby blade.
00:32:11
Baby couch has a blade sofa.
00:32:13
Oh wait, that's right.
00:32:14
It, like one of the pieces of the couch turned into a fucking
00:32:16
knife, right like a little fucking.
00:32:18
At first I thought it was a fucking dick, but then it was
00:32:21
like hey, I my mind went there.
00:32:26
Speaker 2: My mind went there at first when he was bent over
00:32:28
that oven putting his boots in there oh yeah, I was like this
00:32:32
dude is about to get stabbed right in the fucking ass.
00:32:35
That's what's about to happen.
00:32:37
But it stabs him in the legs like poor tj two times.
00:32:44
Gets him twice yep, and then he manages to get away, calls up
00:32:49
fucking uh, he don't call the cops or nothing, he just
00:32:52
straight up calls francesca, yep , and basically tells her some
00:32:55
shit went down to the apartment and, uh, fucking chair stabbed
00:33:04
me, yeah, so they all, they go back.
00:33:06
Of course, you know, detective gravy and great come with her.
00:33:10
But the house is all the apartment's all smoky, called.
00:33:13
A piece is burning.
00:33:13
Yeah, you know tj laying up in the damn bathtub like I don't
00:33:22
know why the fuck you still in the damn apartment, dude, I
00:33:24
don't know yeah, get the.
00:33:24
Speaker 1: You're still in the damn apartment, dude, I don't
00:33:25
know.
00:33:25
Yeah, get the fuck out of there .
00:33:27
What are you doing?
00:33:27
Speaker 2: I would have left to kill you.
00:33:28
The first time I saw the fucking couch move, I would have
00:33:31
been like see ya, I'd have been like, oh wait, I really don't
00:33:33
want this pizza.
00:33:34
Speaker 1: I'll cook it at my mama's house.
00:33:35
Fuck the pizza.
00:33:40
Speaker 2: And then we.
00:33:41
Then we get old man Jack, the one who says he's got the gift
00:33:46
the shine.
00:33:47
Speaker 1: He's got visions.
00:33:49
Speaker 2: And he thinks he's on the phone saying that he has
00:33:54
found a Dubuk D-Y-B-B-U-K.
00:33:57
Yes, A Dubuk.
00:33:58
Dubik yeah, let's go with Dubik and basically telling his dad
00:34:05
that he thinks he's found one, that he's got the gift, and all
00:34:08
this.
00:34:08
His dad's basically telling him to leave it alone, stay out of
00:34:12
it, type shit.
00:34:16
Speaker 1: Is a Dybbuk a real thing?
00:34:17
Hold on a minute.
00:34:19
Speaker 2: I don't know.
00:34:19
I don't know, I didn't look it up.
00:34:20
Is it Sorry for the interruption here?
00:34:21
In Jewish mythology?
00:34:22
I don't know, I didn't look it up.
00:34:23
Is it look at?
00:34:26
Speaker 1: well, sorry for the interruption here in Jewish
00:34:30
mythology, a Dybbuk is a malicious possessing spirit
00:34:36
believed to be the dislocated soul of a dead person.
00:34:39
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, because he okay.
00:34:45
Yeah, we'll learn later in the story the whole theory behind
00:34:49
this.
00:34:50
Speaker 2: Uh, but all right, go ahead sorry, I was good because
00:34:53
I didn't know what the hell it was either.
00:34:55
But uh, uh, so they get back.
00:34:58
Tj has basically done, told francesca that fucking he thinks
00:35:02
that that soap was possessed and he goes back home to stay
00:35:07
with his mama and it's so funny because I have flashbacks to the
00:35:14
movie where will ferrell's on the couch like mom meatloaf,
00:35:21
he's in his bed and he's like taking his go to take his
00:35:26
medicine and he ran out of water and then he's like yelling for
00:35:29
mom to come refill his water.
00:35:31
Mama's downstairs with the headphones on doing some yoga,
00:35:34
yeah, and so he has to get up to go.
00:35:37
Speaker 1: I think it was.
00:35:37
I think it was sexy yoga too, because she looked a little
00:35:40
happy to be watching that again, again, watching it on a fucking
00:35:43
laptop, like if anybody from is from new zealand, you know,
00:35:48
listen to the show right now.
00:35:48
Like reach out to jay and tell him you have fucking tvs in new
00:35:53
zealand, because this movie didn't have any yeah, already,
00:35:56
I'll just straight up laptop everything, man right, because
00:35:58
everything's on laptop and this thing and uh.
00:36:02
Speaker 2: So when he gets up and here's a little something,
00:36:09
he hears something at the window , something at the window.
00:36:12
He goes over to the window and what you see at the window is a
00:36:18
spring.
00:36:18
Yes it is a spring, like the sofa has released this spring to
00:36:25
go up there and mess on his window.
00:36:27
It's his spring arm, yeah, it just springs all the way out to
00:36:31
the window.
00:36:31
He gets over to the window, opens it up, looks out the
00:36:36
window, the fucking couch, the fucking recliner, just recliner,
00:36:40
what's up?
00:36:41
outside his window.
00:36:42
That's right, and apparently his mom is just down the street
00:36:46
from where Francesca lives, so it's realistic that the recliner
00:36:52
could have walked.
00:36:52
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's plausible.
00:36:54
Speaker 2: It's not that far.
00:36:54
A couple blocks, so it was realistic.
00:36:57
But he goes to close the window to get out.
00:37:03
He falls over.
00:37:04
Oh yeah, Then the fucking spring comes up there and does
00:37:11
away with.
00:37:11
Speaker 1: TJ Goes to town.
00:37:13
Speaker 2: Goes to town on TJ.
00:37:15
Speaker 1: I'm sure everybody's been poked by a sharp end of a
00:37:17
spring before Yep and it fucking sucks and TJ caught the fucking
00:37:21
business end of it.
00:37:22
Speaker 2: Yep, and so then we go, it's, it's once again.
00:37:28
It's got a old man, jack, figuring out learning more about
00:37:31
this Dybbuk thing and basically says that it needs to feed off
00:37:35
the souls of his victims.
00:37:36
And, um, this is where then it gets into, where he's with his
00:37:42
voodoo lady and she's helping him remember these visions he
00:37:46
had, and it goes back to like the old old days, like 1800 type
00:37:53
shit, yeah, oh yeah.
00:37:56
And he sees this.
00:37:59
These two girls, um, she, I forget what, how it went down,
00:38:07
but she ends up taking the knife from this girl.
00:38:10
Yeah, and basically, and kills herself.
00:38:13
And you hear somebody in the background yell when that
00:38:18
happens, valerie yeah, that was the name.
00:38:23
Yeah, you hear somebody yell Valerie in the background.
00:38:25
And basically Jack says that she had poisoned someone, that
00:38:31
she had poisoned some people in the town, and now they're out to
00:38:35
kill her or some shit, I don't know.
00:38:37
But she kills herself.
00:38:39
Um, basically that he did.
00:38:43
He tells voodoo lady whoever has this recliner is in great
00:38:47
danger.
00:38:47
Yeah, he knows something's in that recliner, damn it something
00:38:53
is going on.
00:38:54
Speaker 1: If that they could walk a couple blocks down to
00:38:56
kill tj with a spring and nobody even notices it.
00:39:02
Speaker 2: The couch is undetectable man.
00:39:04
And now we're back in Francesca's spot and we see the
00:39:12
recliner and then the camera scrolls and we got a line of
00:39:16
panties going up into, like the bathroom.
00:39:20
Francesca gets up, she's kind of following this line of
00:39:26
panties on the floor, then in the bathroom we get like a
00:39:30
little silhouette, the shape.
00:39:32
Now did you see what I seen?
00:39:42
Speaker 1: Tell me what you saw.
00:39:44
Speaker 2: I saw the silhouette jacking off with those panties
00:39:55
yeah, yeah, it wasn't very long it wasn't long, but there was
00:39:59
the, the movement.
00:40:00
Yeah, it didn't look like this thing was jacking off into those
00:40:03
panties.
00:40:04
Yeah, yep, and then it kind of goes.
00:40:08
It goes away.
00:40:10
Then the house goes dark and she goes into the bathroom
00:40:15
there's candles lit in the bathroom and looks out the
00:40:20
window, don't see nothing, closes the window, but then she
00:40:24
wakes up again Like it was all a dream.
00:40:25
Yeah, so it's just like.
00:40:29
And she steps.
00:40:31
She wakes up the next morning.
00:40:32
She hears some shit like creaking I thought somebody was
00:40:36
walking up in there yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:38
And then, like the electricity starts kind of buzzing and all
00:40:43
the lights go out.
00:40:44
She gets up, grabs her a flashlight.
00:40:47
She finally sees the recliner move.
00:40:51
Like the recliner move she's seen, it freaked out, ran
00:40:56
outside Like a normal like a normal person.
00:40:59
Speaker 1: Normal person.
00:41:00
Speaker 2: She didn't do like TJ did, just kind of keep on about
00:41:04
his business until he got fucked up you know, so she runs
00:41:08
outside, calls maxie.
00:41:10
Maxie shows up and, uh, maxie, being the badass that max is,
00:41:18
you know she said, hey, we gotta go take a look.
00:41:21
Speaker 1: Yep and knowing full well that the last time maxie
00:41:26
was there, she looked up in the window as she was leaving and
00:41:29
seeing a fucking recliner staring at her out the fucking
00:41:33
window yeah, and maxie's got fucking brass balls.
00:41:36
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that right he does, and so they go up
00:41:39
in there.
00:41:40
Now the chair is not moving and basically they said they're
00:41:46
going to leave, she don't want to stay there, she wants to go
00:41:50
with Maxie, and as they're going to the car, the fucking
00:41:56
recliner is now on the balcony.
00:41:58
It's looking at them.
00:42:04
Speaker 1: Where the fuck are you?
00:42:05
Speaker 2: going.
00:42:05
Where the fuck are you taking my francesca at?
00:42:07
Damn it so they get ready to leave.
00:42:12
And then we've jumped back to tj's house.
00:42:15
Mama's cleaning the house.
00:42:18
Tj's living the good life.
00:42:19
Yeah, he's got mama doing everything.
00:42:21
Mama's vacuuming floor.
00:42:23
She knocks on his door and it's one of them old school vacuums.
00:42:26
It's got the.
00:42:27
The tank stays over here yeah, the long hose the wand the end,
00:42:31
yeah.
00:42:31
And so she opens up his door and just kind of pushes that little
00:42:35
vacuum up in there and she's like I'm going to vacuum your
00:42:38
room, but then she has to go.
00:42:40
Of course she's going to go and plug it to bring the plug
00:42:42
closer.
00:42:43
And then what we got going on in the vacuum uh, you got hair.
00:42:50
Speaker 1: You have an eyeball oh yeah uh, yeah, so that that
00:42:54
that sprang to the number on fucking good old tj there oh
00:42:56
yeah, just just tore him up like the vacuum was sucking up,
00:43:01
sucking up all the waste so bodily fluids yep.
00:43:07
Speaker 2: Um, next day francesca is back at her
00:43:12
apartment I don't know like her and maxie left.
00:43:16
And then now she's just back at her apartment.
00:43:18
Um, she gets a text from inspector gravy to come back to
00:43:24
the damn station.
00:43:26
Then she walks out of her apartment to go to the police
00:43:29
station.
00:43:29
She bumps into our boy, ralph.
00:43:32
Speaker 1: Ralphie, yes, ralphie , who we can put two and two
00:43:38
together to know as the phantom masturbator.
00:43:44
Speaker 2: Yes, right.
00:43:46
The phantom masturbator yes.
00:43:46
All right, the phantom masturbator yes and it was it
00:43:52
was so funny because fucking ralphie was just straight up
00:43:54
with her.
00:43:54
He's like uh, have you thought about what asked you?
00:43:57
Apparently he's tried to propose to her and everything
00:44:00
else oh yeah this dude wants to get married.
00:44:03
Speaker 1: He's like I want to get married now, yeah.
00:44:05
Speaker 2: And then he told her he was like you know, I got
00:44:07
strong bones.
00:44:08
Strong bones make strong babies .
00:44:09
Ralphie's spitting all the game baby, oh yeah.
00:44:16
She basically blows him off, says she's got to go, but then
00:44:22
Ralphie, don't go home.
00:44:23
Speaker 1: Nope.
00:44:24
Speaker 2: Ralph got to go up there into a room, into an
00:44:26
apartment.
00:44:27
Now we were at the police station they told them that TJ
00:44:35
is dead.
00:44:36
Yeah, so then they sit her down with a list of names that they
00:44:43
come across, and she wanted Francesca to pick a name out
00:44:48
that would possibly be willing to kill or do something.
00:44:53
She circles the name ralph, oh yeah, and then we find out that
00:44:58
ralph is maxie's cousin.
00:45:02
Speaker 1: All in the family, yep and this is like and this
00:45:06
goes back to what I was saying earlier that in the beginning of
00:45:09
the movie, where the band's playing and francesca's dancing
00:45:12
and ralph is in the band, he's like the keyboard player and
00:45:14
he's just like.
00:45:15
So I was like fucking, doesn't take her eyes off of her.
00:45:18
You know what I mean?
00:45:19
Speaker 2: he's just like staring he was, I fucking the
00:45:22
shit out of her boy so it makes sense now that ralph is the
00:45:26
fucking, fucking psycho and so then, while they're at the
00:45:30
police station, ralph just making himself at home.
00:45:34
Please, please say it.
00:45:35
Yeah, please say it.
00:45:36
In francesca's place, this motherfucker is setting up
00:45:41
cameras into smoke detectors.
00:45:45
Speaker 1: You missed it.
00:45:46
You missed the one part when it goes from the police station
00:45:51
back to Francesca's.
00:45:52
Fucking Ralph comes out of the bathroom with a match and he
00:45:58
fucking beats the man because he just took a shit.
00:46:00
He took it.
00:46:06
He's stalking her fucking apartment.
00:46:08
Speaker 2: he drops the fucking deuce drop the deuce up in there
00:46:11
, that is right.
00:46:12
Yeah, what fuck it was?
00:46:14
It's like just right at home man and you know you, you got to
00:46:17
feel at home.
00:46:18
To take a dump in somebody else's house, oh, yeah, yeah,
00:46:21
because you got to be close especially when you're not
00:46:23
supposed to be there.
00:46:24
Yeah, yeah, I'm the type that I only like sitting in my own
00:46:27
house.
00:46:27
Yeah, you know like if I were to come visit somebody's house,
00:46:31
I wouldn't feel comfortable with doing my business in there.
00:46:33
I leave.
00:46:34
Speaker 1: I just leave.
00:46:35
Yeah, I would have to go home.
00:46:37
Yeah, I'll be there for like a half hour.
00:46:40
All right, I got to go.
00:46:41
All right, I got to go.
00:46:41
What do you mean?
00:46:42
You got to go?
00:46:42
You just got here.
00:46:43
I'll come back later.
00:46:44
Speaker 2: I'll be back later.
00:46:45
Yep, I will.
00:46:46
I will leave work and come home .
00:46:49
Yeah, yeah, I don't, I don't, I won't do my business at work.
00:46:52
I will be like I've been, luckily I got it to where I can.
00:46:58
I can kind of come back.
00:47:11
I don't really get noticed.
00:47:12
Yeah, yeah, I've been at work before and be like, oh, this
00:47:13
can't wait.
00:47:13
I will get my car, drive 15 minutes back to the house and
00:47:15
then drive mass back to work that's awesome so, um the while
00:47:23
fucking ralph's in there putting the cameras, you see the chair
00:47:29
has turned and he's looking at Ralph, like the chair's looking
00:47:34
at him, and the chair's got this look.
00:47:36
And I know sofas aren't supposed to make a face, but
00:47:39
this thing had a face on it, like what the fuck?
00:47:41
This ain't right.
00:47:42
Speaker 1: This motherfucker.
00:47:43
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fuck are you doing?
00:47:44
And he here.
00:47:48
He goes into the bedroom and he hears a little noise he don't
00:47:52
think nothing of it little metal sound.
00:47:54
No, he don't say, he don't think nothing of it.
00:47:56
He goes up into her closet.
00:47:58
He pulls out a bra and a hat.
00:48:02
He lays the bra down on the bed people, lays the bra out, takes
00:48:09
the hat, lays it below the bra but shapes it into where it
00:48:19
looks like a vagina, a pussy.
00:48:21
And Ralphie climbs under the blankets with that bra and that
00:48:31
hat and it.
00:48:33
I think he started off like he was going down on it because he
00:48:37
was making some licking noise.
00:48:38
Oh yeah, like he was going down on it, yep.
00:48:41
And then he goes to start fucking it.
00:48:45
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's pounding away on it.
00:48:47
Speaker 2: Ralphie's fucking the shit out of this hat vagina
00:48:51
that he's got and he's making all this fucking noise.
00:48:56
And the sofa, the killer sofa, is peeking through.
00:49:01
He sees this shit.
00:49:03
You see it peeking around the corner, around the doorway then
00:49:06
he knocks an iron onto the floor like the sofa does, peeking
00:49:09
through.
00:49:10
He sees this shit.
00:49:10
You see him peek around the corner, around the doorway.
00:49:11
Then he knocks an iron onto the floor Like the sofa does, the
00:49:13
couch does Whatever the chair.
00:49:14
And Ralph is so into his fucking, his hat sex that he
00:49:20
didn't even hear this thing hit the floor.
00:49:21
He's fucking this thing, oh yeah, and you can he.
00:49:26
When he comes, he's like yells, like francesca, like just nut
00:49:32
it all in her fucking hat, and then, while he's in the blanket,
00:49:41
the fucking iron gets picked up and the old chair dude just
00:49:47
beat the fuck, yep, yep, takes him out at least he waited till
00:49:51
he, you know, fucking came to.
00:49:53
Speaker 1: He did let him finish , you know oh so, for dude
00:49:56
wasn't a true hater.
00:49:57
Speaker 2: He was gonna be like you know what?
00:49:58
I want to kill him.
00:49:59
I want at least let him finish, you know, at least let him
00:50:03
finish that old hat off man.
00:50:05
He went through the effort of setting it up through all that
00:50:10
trouble just the sounds he was making while he was fucking the
00:50:14
hat, though I was rolling listening to him, that was like
00:50:18
some fuck.
00:50:19
Speaker 1: It was like almost angry.
00:50:22
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can imagine.
00:50:25
The sad thing is that's his sex sound.
00:50:30
That's just that's the way he sounds during sex.
00:50:35
He's like that one.
00:50:37
Like halfway through sex he starts making them noises and
00:50:40
the girl's just kind of looking up at him like what the fuck?
00:50:44
Speaker 1: Can you not do that?
00:50:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you just growl?
00:50:47
What are you doing?
00:50:47
Ralphie's like.
00:50:50
That's my move, that's all I got.
00:50:53
Speaker 1: My go-to.
00:50:54
What the fuck.
00:50:54
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Maxie takes Francesca to a hotel, because
00:51:03
now they know Ralphie's the guy.
00:51:06
And so maxie takes to a hotel.
00:51:11
The old man jack is trying to call maxie to come home and you
00:51:18
know he's got to talk to her.
00:51:19
Well then, maxie tells francesca I will get your stuff
00:51:24
and I'll just come back later, whatever, whatever.
00:51:26
Then Francesca, which was odd, because she says ask Maxie to
00:51:32
pass by her house to see if the recliner is OK.
00:51:35
And I'm like yeah.
00:51:41
Yeah, but then I got to thinking that recliner laid it down on
00:51:45
her.
00:51:45
Pretty good that one night.
00:51:46
He did he did yeah, once you go , recliner, you don't go back,
00:51:51
baby.
00:51:51
But then it was just kind of odd, and then we jumped to gravy
00:52:06
up in the police station.
00:52:07
Yeah, grape comes in there, basically you know, tells him he
00:52:10
needs to go home.
00:52:13
Speaker 1: She wants some of that fucking gravy.
00:52:14
She wants that gravy.
00:52:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially when he told her his wife left him,
00:52:18
you know.
00:52:19
And then she's like you should come back to my house and you
00:52:22
know we'll have some wine.
00:52:23
And I'm like, oh man, I'm just like you.
00:52:25
I said Grape knees, that gravy boy wants the gravy and he's
00:52:30
just like no, I'm like, dude you , you missed that.
00:52:34
That sign by a mile right, yeah , great.
00:52:38
Speaker 1: No, it's too much work to do here yeah great.
00:52:41
Well, I think I think you know.
00:52:43
As you go a little bit further in the movie, it becomes clear
00:52:46
why he turned her down.
00:52:48
Yep, because at this point well , yeah, we'll talk a little bit
00:52:52
more.
00:52:53
Speaker 2: Yep.
00:52:53
So that definitely comes into play of why he said no.
00:52:57
Speaker 1: Yep.
00:52:58
Speaker 2: And so they go.
00:53:02
Detective Grape and another cop goes to search Ralphie's house,
00:53:08
his apartment.
00:53:09
They go up in there there's a telescope and his window, when
00:53:15
she looked through it, is right there up at fucking Francesca's
00:53:19
place.
00:53:20
Speaker 1: Yep, and so it was a live feed on his computer.
00:53:24
Speaker 2: Yep had a live feed.
00:53:25
They start digging through his computer he's got all this video
00:53:28
footage of fucking Francesca and shit.
00:53:31
But then they pull up the live feed and they see the fucking
00:53:38
chair move.
00:53:39
And what was it?
00:53:43
I think that I think great ran over there.
00:53:47
She was going to go over there, yeah, and basically at this
00:53:50
time old man jack had told maxi that the chair is possessed and
00:53:54
she's like oh, I knew something was up with that chair that
00:54:00
fucking chair and then they tell her like we that chair, we have
00:54:05
to get that chair back.
00:54:06
So Maxie's like I'll go get that chair and I'm like at first I'm
00:54:10
like how the fuck you gonna carry this chair.
00:54:12
But then she shows up with a dolly you know, just walks in
00:54:15
with a dolly yeah just got a dolly.
00:54:16
Just shows up in the apartment rolling a dolly.
00:54:18
I'm like okay, but then remember what happened on the
00:54:28
deck oh, yeah, yeah, he walked, yeah.
00:54:32
Speaker 1: So she walks into the thing, into the apartment with
00:54:34
the dolly and she sees like a shadow out there on the balcony
00:54:39
there.
00:54:40
So she's like what the fuck?
00:54:42
So she walks out, she goes over to the balcony and there's the
00:54:46
fucking recliner pushing fucking Ralphie boy over the fucking,
00:54:51
over the edge with the fucking foot.
00:54:53
Yep, the fucking foot thing.
00:54:58
Speaker 2: Recliner lifted up old Ralphie and just chunked him
00:55:01
off the edge, oh yeah.
00:55:02
And then when she went to back up she made a little noise and
00:55:07
when she looked back over there, the fucking recliner looking
00:55:09
right at her.
00:55:11
Oh, I hear it right down she tries to run and she goes into,
00:55:16
like to the bathroom, and then the chair comes to the bathroom
00:55:20
door and you tell it's trying to get in, oh yeah, and she
00:55:24
basically jumps out the window to get away from this chair.
00:55:31
Yeah, she jumps like perfect hole in one right into the
00:55:39
fucking trash.
00:55:39
Can, right into the trash.
00:55:40
Can?
00:55:40
Yep, knocked the fuck out.
00:55:44
Speaker 1: Lid closes.
00:55:44
She's knocked out.
00:55:46
Speaker 2: Yep.
00:55:47
Speaker 1: Nobody knows where the fuck she is.
00:55:49
Speaker 2: After she jumps the recliner goes to the kitchen
00:55:55
sink and it starts whispering valerie, yes, into the sink, now
00:56:01
at the hotel francesca's that she starts hearing noises.
00:56:06
Yeah, where does she hear the noises from?
00:56:10
Speaker 1: oh, the fucking sink the fucking sink.
00:56:14
She goes investigating, she's looking around, she's like what
00:56:16
the fuck is that noise?
00:56:17
And then she sticks her head down into the fucking sink and
00:56:20
it's like valerie, valerie, yep.
00:56:24
Then she gets the shit scared out of her because detective
00:56:28
gravy, detective gravy's there yep, they show up and uh, I
00:56:36
still couldn't get over the whole sink communication.
00:56:39
Speaker 2: That's funny to me what is that?
00:56:42
Speaker 1: yeah, it's like the plumbing from her house
00:56:44
connected to the fucking yeah, I don't know, but it was just
00:56:48
like this.
00:56:49
Speaker 2: It's like the old string with the old phone string
00:56:51
.
00:56:51
You know he was doing it with fucking sink pipes.
00:56:54
So she tells the cop she's worried about maxi.
00:57:00
Maxi been gone for two hours now so they all jumped the car
00:57:04
to go back to maxi's house I'm not maxi's to francesca's
00:57:07
apartment.
00:57:07
The fucking car still outside, yeah, and francesca finds the
00:57:14
keys to her car.
00:57:16
They're still, they're laying on the floor.
00:57:17
Um, they, they call the phone, maxi's phone, and they hear it
00:57:24
ringing.
00:57:27
They go out on the balcony and you can tell it's coming from
00:57:31
down there the phone ringing is coming from down there, yeah,
00:57:35
but then all of a sudden the battery just dies.
00:57:37
But detective grape and gravy go down there to look around,
00:57:44
and that's when they discover our boy, ralphie boy ralphie boy
00:57:48
ralphie, ralphie, just as a dornan Ralphie.
00:57:50
Ralphie just wanted to.
00:57:50
Speaker 1: It is a doornan.
00:57:52
Speaker 2: Oh, Ralphie, just wanted to get married and have
00:57:54
some babies.
00:57:55
Man Tell you what.
00:57:56
Speaker 1: Strong babies Strong babies.
00:57:58
Speaker 2: Good, strong-boned babies, you know, and Fuck a hat
00:58:03
every now and then with Francesco.
00:58:07
Speaker 1: That's a stipulation.
00:58:08
We'll get married, but I gotta fuck your hat at least once a
00:58:11
week so I'm assuming because they first went down and they
00:58:16
found Ralphie.
00:58:18
Speaker 2: I'm assuming that maybe the trash can in the
00:58:21
bathroom window is on the other side and the balcony was here.
00:58:25
Because they didn't.
00:58:27
They weren't around their trash cans when they found Ralphie.
00:58:30
You would think they would have been like open them up, but
00:58:31
they didn't?
00:58:31
They weren't around their trash cans when they found Ralphie
00:58:32
you would think they would have been like open them up, but they
00:58:34
didn't see the trash cans.
00:58:35
No, Ralphie was just laying there in a little alleyway,
00:58:40
ralphie did went out.
00:58:42
Speaker 1: A happy man, though went out nut busted if there's a
00:58:47
way that I could go out.
00:58:48
I wish I could go out the way of Ralphie stalking, you know,
00:58:51
my love interest house after I took a shit and fucking her hat
00:58:55
the uh that's the dream way to go there's not a better way.
00:59:03
Speaker 2: when, after they found Ralphie, fucking Francesca
00:59:09
is up in the apartment, they're outside, she sees the chair
00:59:15
talking to her.
00:59:16
It basically looks at her and says valerie, and like you said
00:59:20
earlier, the mouth, the cushion on that thing looked just like a
00:59:24
mouth.
00:59:24
It literally started moving like like Valerie, yeah, she
00:59:30
just fucking darts out there says fuck Gravy and Grape, yeah,
00:59:37
jumped in fucking Max's car and hauled ass.
00:59:39
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like I'm fucking out of here.
00:59:41
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even blame her, I'd have been gone.
00:59:43
Yeah, she drives out to a little.
00:59:46
I thought she was going to jump off a cliff.
00:59:48
I thought she was going to kill herself because she drove out
00:59:50
like a little.
00:59:50
I thought she was going to jump off a cliff.
00:59:52
I thought she was going to kill herself because she drove out.
00:59:52
It's like a little overlook.
00:59:53
I was like, oh shit, she about to fucking just jump for some
00:59:55
reason.
00:59:56
Speaker 1: Fucking end it.
00:59:56
That's what I thought too.
00:59:58
Speaker 2: And her phone rings and it is fucking old man, jack
01:00:02
Macy's, maxie's grandfather, saying that they need to talk.
01:00:06
Yeah, the whole conversation there about that they have.
01:00:12
It's just so light-hearted, just like it's a you know not
01:00:16
everyday conversation yeah, um, basically telling him that, uh,
01:00:21
she keeps hearing a voice saying valerie, but then old man
01:00:25
jack's explaining to her about the shit he had seen and some he
01:00:32
had done some research on it or somehow pulled up.
01:00:35
Gerald and valerie were these two witch doctors back then.
01:00:38
Gerald was burned alive and the girl that he was seeing in the
01:00:46
in his vision was the girl, valerie, who killed herself.
01:00:49
Yep, and he said Valerie attracted stalker dudes also
01:00:55
back in the day, like men were.
01:00:57
Just after her husband died, men were just constantly trying
01:01:01
to get with her.
01:01:01
Yep.
01:01:02
Then Francesca so exciting, francesca.
01:01:06
That's what happens to me.
01:01:08
Speaker 1: Wow, wow, I have that same problem and that whole
01:01:14
conversation, that whole conversation so much in common.
01:01:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's just odd that I had that like the
01:01:19
same thing and did the plan.
01:01:26
They basically the plans is for the, the dibbux.
01:01:31
They've got to get it into a box and burn the box.
01:01:37
That part confused me.
01:01:41
Yeah, I don't know, because I'm sitting there going what the
01:01:44
fuck are you gonna put in the box?
01:01:45
Right like that recliner ain't going in that box yeah and so I
01:01:51
didn't really know hey yeah, I, I don't know.
01:01:55
Speaker 1: How are they to attract?
01:01:56
Even if it's a spirit, how are they going to attract it to
01:01:59
inside of a box?
01:02:00
Yeah you know it's not like ghostbusters, where they really
01:02:03
suck it in with the fucking vacuum.
01:02:04
You know what I?
01:02:05
Speaker 2: mean, yep, and it was just like I didn't really know
01:02:08
what the point was.
01:02:11
Then we get Detective Gravy is at home doing him some pushups,
01:02:18
getting it all tight, yep, and he's doing pushups in front of
01:02:24
his laptop.
01:02:24
Once again, we got us a laptop, a little laptop.
01:02:26
With Francesca's picture on it Getting his muscle sweat on,
01:02:28
with Francesca's picture on it Getting his muscle sweat on with
01:02:33
Francesca and at the same time, partner Grape is out in the car
01:02:41
looking at a picture of gravy.
01:02:43
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
01:02:44
Speaker 2: She wants the gravy man.
01:02:47
Speaker 1: She wants some of that gravy.
01:02:48
She does, but he fell under Francescaca's spell yep, he is
01:02:54
won't set francesca.
01:02:56
Speaker 2: And then we're back at jack's again with the plan
01:03:00
still coming together.
01:03:01
You know, when he said we're gonna build some boxes, I
01:03:03
thought it was gonna be some, some exotic, some fancy looking
01:03:07
shit.
01:03:07
Right, this motherfucker grabbed some.
01:03:10
This fucker grabbed some old, random shit from the wood pile
01:03:13
and just tacked some nails into it he took, uh, he took like
01:03:16
wood off a pallet yeah, that's what it was like pallet wood and
01:03:20
just made like a little rectangle thing like you know
01:03:24
some shit you did in like woodworking shit back in high
01:03:27
school.
01:03:27
Yeah, I built bird boxes.
01:03:30
Better than that, damn it.
01:03:31
Yeah.
01:03:31
But um, while they're back at jack, so francesca has another
01:03:36
little thing.
01:03:37
With all the red lights and shit, she starts hearing voices.
01:03:40
Um, she sees the chair.
01:03:42
Valerie's ghost is there with her and during this little
01:03:48
blackout moment she's looking in like a mirror and she sees
01:03:52
Valerie over her shoulder and she then, all of a sudden, she's
01:03:56
wearing Valerie's clothes, them old in day clothes, and she had
01:04:01
that knife.
01:04:02
And it's like she gets ready to go into kill herself.
01:04:05
And then she screams and wakes up.
01:04:06
Um, then she looked poor, old, fucking the rabbi, dude.
01:04:14
Old Jack, old Jack, dude.
01:04:16
Worst luck ever.
01:04:17
He starts having a moment.
01:04:19
Motherfucker was already sick, coughing, wheezing Francesca
01:04:24
standing at the damn table.
01:04:26
He's pointing at the table, on the table, where two things the
01:04:30
fucking box and his fucking aspirin is what's gonna save his
01:04:35
life yeah, it's fucking, he just wants his damn pills he
01:04:40
doesn't die of a fucking heart he's pointing at him and she's
01:04:44
looking at it and she just like grabs the box oh, you're right,
01:04:49
I'll take the box she said I'll take the box.
01:04:50
She said I'll grab the box and she said I'll call for help and
01:04:53
just leaves him there Like fucker.
01:04:55
Just wanted his damn pills.
01:04:56
Francesca grabbed the box and ran out.
01:05:00
I was like come on, dude.
01:05:02
And then they find the dude who chopped off Federico's legs.
01:05:11
Last name was Warren.
01:05:12
He basically said that Fred Rico basically hired him to chop
01:05:24
his legs off.
01:05:25
He had a contract basically saying he couldn't get in
01:05:29
trouble for it.
01:05:29
And dude said I didn't kill him , I did what he wanted me to
01:05:35
chop his leg off, left him with some meds.
01:05:36
He was good to go.
01:05:37
Oh man, then it gets to.
01:05:45
Uh, what was it?
01:05:47
Oh, we're fucking.
01:05:49
Francesco comes back to the apartment.
01:05:53
Speaker 1: Yeah.
01:05:54
Speaker 2: And she's got a little box and she sets the box
01:05:58
down and looks at the recording and was like get in the box, Get
01:06:01
in the box.
01:06:04
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah.
01:06:05
Speaker 2: She's just like get in the box.
01:06:07
And the sofa is just looking at her and she's just calmly like,
01:06:09
get in the box and the the sofa's just looking at her and
01:06:12
she's just calmly like, get in the box.
01:06:14
And it ain't getting in the box .
01:06:17
Speaker 1: So doesn't it stay?
01:06:19
Does it stand up?
01:06:20
Yet when does it?
01:06:20
Speaker 2: stand up, uh, it stands up right right before uh
01:06:24
gravy comes busting.
01:06:25
Oh yeah, yeah, because here's where she's trying to.
01:06:29
She starts pouring gasoline all over it, yeah, and herself yeah
01:06:33
, yeah, and I've never seen anybody pour gasoline out of a
01:06:36
jug.
01:06:36
The way she was doing it.
01:06:37
It was super, like she had it by the handle and just
01:06:42
everywhere and she's like, and the funny part was, while she's
01:06:47
doing this, the cop is still at fucking ralph's apartment
01:06:51
watching the video and laughing.
01:06:54
Speaker 1: Yeah, like he's sitting there smiling at the
01:06:56
video while she's over there coating this thing with fuel and
01:07:01
she, she gets the matches out this is fucking hilarious, yeah
01:07:09
go ahead tell them with the matches so after Francesca dumps
01:07:13
all the fucking gasoline everywhere, she goes into the
01:07:16
drawer, she gets the fucking wooden matches out and she
01:07:20
fucking lights it and the couch is like.
01:07:22
She lights another one.
01:07:27
The couch is like yep she goes to like five of five.
01:07:30
I don't know five, ten times.
01:07:31
Each time the couch is like Yep , she goes to like five of five.
01:07:32
I don't know five, ten times.
01:07:32
Each time the couch is just like Now, mind you, the fucking
01:07:35
sofa is like halfway across the room.
01:07:37
It's just like.
01:07:39
Speaker 2: He's blowing it out, you have to watch it.
01:07:47
Speaker 1: It's fucking hilarious.
01:07:48
Because, even the couch, the sofa is fucking like make
01:07:51
pretend mouth.
01:07:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's making like a blue sound a blue yeah,
01:07:56
and then that's when the fucking chair stands up.
01:08:00
Yeah, like recliner, full, full recline oh yeah, it's like a if
01:08:06
.
01:08:06
Uh, if the transformers had a recliner, that's's what this
01:08:10
thing did.
01:08:10
It just literally stood straight up and she grabs her
01:08:13
knife and I'm sitting there going.
01:08:19
Well, then the thing falls off of it Like the top of it and it
01:08:25
is a dude inside Fred Rico.
01:08:30
Speaker 1: Fred Rico is in this recliner he had his ankles cut
01:08:35
off so he could fit into the recliner yes, right, that's what
01:08:41
.
01:08:41
That's what I got from it.
01:08:42
Speaker 2: I'd buy it for a dollar shit.
01:08:45
But so he stands up, the cover falls off the couch.
01:08:48
You see his face dead in there.
01:08:50
She has a knife and I'm like, and then Gravy shows up and
01:08:56
shoots it.
01:08:56
No, the top fell off after.
01:09:00
Gravy shot it yeah, gravy comes in, shoots, it, falls off.
01:09:04
You see his face is all fucked up.
01:09:06
And it's Fred Rico.
01:09:07
Then he gonna shoot this motherfucker in the head.
01:09:10
And it just goesred rico.
01:09:10
Then he gonna shoot this motherfucker in the head.
01:09:11
And it just was lucky.
01:09:12
Down goes fred rico, down goes the recliner.
01:09:16
Yeah, um, fran jessica does this weird, crazy sounding cry
01:09:23
when she runs into the bathroom this little like like you could
01:09:28
tell you you tried to fake it way too hard.
01:09:30
She goes up in the bathroom to get some pills and she sees like
01:09:42
some kind of dead body or something.
01:09:43
Something dead grabs her and I think that was Valerie.
01:09:48
Yeah, cause you see her legs where she fell, and she kind of
01:09:54
gets drug in.
01:09:55
And then when grape goes to the door the check on her she opens
01:10:00
the door up like okay, yeah, she's all good now and she has
01:10:07
now got valerie inside of her now.
01:10:09
Speaker 1: So Francesca is no longer Francesca, it's.
01:10:12
It's now Valerie from 300 years ago.
01:10:16
Speaker 2: Yep, valerie is there and then we get our girl max.
01:10:21
He finally wakes up out in the trash.
01:10:22
Speaker 1: Oh my God, this is the most fucking, this is the
01:10:25
most wild part of the whole fucking movie.
01:10:27
God, yeah, go ahead.
01:10:28
Speaker 2: Go ahead.
01:10:30
Speaker 1: So, while all this is going on okay, so, francesco,
01:10:36
francisco, what's his name?
01:10:37
The fucking dude on the couch?
01:10:39
Oh, frederico, frederico, yeah, so Frederico's dead.
01:10:42
Francesca is now fucking possessed by Valerie.
01:10:47
And while all this is going on, the camera goes to the little
01:10:51
trash, can that fucking uh, that Maxie fell into.
01:10:56
Speaker 2: Yep.
01:10:56
Speaker 1: And the lid opens up and she's all got fucking shit
01:10:59
in her hair and she is a fucking like six inch fucking shard of
01:11:06
glass sticking out of her fucking head.
01:11:08
All right, and it's not just like you know, it's impaled in
01:11:12
her fucking head.
01:11:13
Speaker 2: Yep.
01:11:14
Speaker 1: She's just like waking up.
01:11:15
She's like, oh, okay, it gets out of fucking.
01:11:17
Next thing, you know she's walking into the apartment with
01:11:21
the rest of the crew and she's like what's going on?
01:11:23
And nobody fucking notices the shard of fucking glass hanging
01:11:27
out of her fucking head.
01:11:27
And you're just like, oh, there you are, maxie, and there's his
01:11:32
blood just coming down her face .
01:11:33
She's got this fucking shard of glass hanging out of her
01:11:34
fucking head and brandon's so happy to see her too.
01:11:37
Speaker 2: It's just like this, you know, not worried about her
01:11:39
fucking head or nothing like where are you being?
01:11:42
What's happened?
01:11:42
Like it's just there you are and then she's like fredrico was
01:11:47
in the recliner and Maxie's like it's over.
01:11:53
Speaker 1: Can somebody call an ambulance please?
01:11:55
I got a fucking half a window pane hanging out of my fucking
01:12:01
skull, and then we jump forward.
01:12:05
Speaker 2: I don't know how long it's got to be a couple of days
01:12:08
at least it had to be, because we get gravy is now at
01:12:12
Francesancesca's and you hear him make a comment like oh, you
01:12:14
decided to keep the chair after all.
01:12:16
So even after they found dead dude red fred rico his brain
01:12:22
blowed out while wearing the sofa, the cat she decided to
01:12:26
keep it still got the chair and uh, she comes, look at, she
01:12:30
comes up in there and it shows her that ain't the same old
01:12:33
fredrico francesco.
01:12:35
I mean no anymore, because she's all dolled up she's very
01:12:39
seductive.
01:12:39
Speaker 1: She's got the makeup.
01:12:40
She's got the nice fitting dress.
01:12:45
Speaker 2: Yep, she's ready to and she's giving him some tea
01:12:52
and the tea it shows it when he looks at it's got that poison
01:12:57
flower in it the same type of flower poison that the old girl
01:13:00
was using 300 odd years ago and she's using it to poison him.
01:13:05
And I said she's all fixed up.
01:13:08
Great gets a phone call basically saying that the body
01:13:16
that they have at the morgue is not a fresh dead body.
01:13:20
Right, like she said, this body has been dead for weeks and so
01:13:28
they didn't really explain that anymore, just kind of just left
01:13:31
it there.
01:13:31
Yeah, um, at the same time, maxie is now watching the video
01:13:38
about the Dybbuk and it basically she's learning that it
01:13:42
it uses the human carcass to store souls.
01:13:45
If it dies it will transfer to another one.
01:13:48
So that's how we got you know.
01:13:51
Now we got Valerie and Francesca and Gravy trying to
01:13:58
get Barry's dick tonight, baby.
01:14:00
He is in there like you're looking ravishing tonight.
01:14:03
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just wants to be balls deep, that's all you
01:14:05
care, yeah.
01:14:06
Speaker 2: And he basically asked me about his gun and he
01:14:08
was like, oh, I never bring a gun to a date and at this time
01:14:13
you can tell the poison is working.
01:14:15
Oh yeah, and he's looking around and she just looks at him
01:14:18
and she's just like let it go.
01:14:22
Gravy and bam falls in the floor.
01:14:25
Then the old good detective, great great, shows up at her
01:14:31
place.
01:14:31
Um, when she goes up in there she sees the feeding taking
01:14:40
place and it looks like whatever was in that sofa is now going
01:14:48
into gravy, which is Gerald, the husband to Valerie that was
01:14:55
burned alive 300 years ago 300 years.
01:14:59
And now Gerald is now in gravy's body, yep, and brand comes up
01:15:07
behind great and stabs her.
01:15:10
And while this is going on, bran comes up behind Great and
01:15:11
stabs her.
01:15:11
And while this is going on, maxie's outside seeing all this
01:15:18
Because she's looking through the window and sees it Right.
01:15:21
Because then you see Gravy come up there and he basically snaps
01:15:27
Great's neck, yep, finishes her off, yep, and then theyishes
01:15:31
her off Yep, yep, and then they have the reuniting moment Like
01:15:35
welcome home, my love, like they're together, reunited,
01:15:40
finally after all these years.
01:15:41
Reunited and it feels so good Feels so good, and Maxie's
01:15:49
outside seeing all this this.
01:15:51
Well then, the two leave the house and, like they're going
01:15:57
out on the town celebrating you finally back together, yes,
01:16:00
maxie goes up into the apartment , finds grape on the floor,
01:16:04
calls the cops, or whatever, the cops or whatever and while
01:16:10
she's in there she starts looking at this damn sofa.
01:16:13
And while she's doing it, you're hearing the like that
01:16:18
video playing of telling her that to the the um, how the
01:16:26
debug can seduce you and how don't under it, I don't
01:16:30
underestimate his powers to seduce you and how it don't
01:16:31
underestimate its powers to seduce you.
01:16:32
She starts going up there and looking deep into them, big old
01:16:37
button eyes, oh yeah.
01:16:41
Speaker 1: Getting all drawn in.
01:16:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's looking in them big button eyes of that
01:16:45
fucking Dybbuk and next thing you know, all you see is fucking
01:16:51
Maxie.
01:16:51
Look like she just kind of.
01:16:52
She is now maxi's gone, yep, yep, and in credits.
01:17:00
Man, that's how they ended it, I like how there was one.
01:17:04
Speaker 1: Uh, what was it they?
01:17:06
They left it open for a part two.
01:17:08
Speaker 2: Yeah.
01:17:09
Speaker 1: You know, cause now now, uh, gravy and Francesca are
01:17:13
yep, they are loose.
01:17:14
They are loose.
01:17:15
They are out there running into town living their best life.
01:17:19
Speaker 2: Man, yeah, so that was uh, what you what?
01:17:24
What do you think Good, good and bad, what'd you like?
01:17:35
Speaker 1: What you, what you like, what you didn't like.
01:17:38
I liked how it started off, uh, being a little like uh weird,
01:17:40
like witchcrafty, like possession kind of shit.
01:17:42
Um, I, I like I appreciated the story of the divic.
01:17:44
Yeah, that's a pretty good thing.
01:17:46
Now there there were some like obviously it's listed as a
01:17:53
horror thriller comedy, so there were some funny parts of it.
01:17:57
You know, like Ralph Ralph was funny Fucking hat.
01:18:01
You know Maxi Francesca Francesca Maxi walking around
01:18:09
with the fucking shard of glass hanging out of her fucking face.
01:18:12
You know it was a very enjoyable movie for me.
01:18:20
So if I were to give it a rating, fuck, marry or kill, I'm
01:18:28
going to say that the killer sofa.
01:18:30
I am going to wh that the killer sofa.
01:18:33
I am going to wine and dine this movie.
01:18:35
I am going to buy it flowers.
01:18:38
I'm going to introduce the killer sofa to my family, make
01:18:48
mad, passionate love to it, maybe, do some butt stuff, and
01:18:54
I'm going to ask it to marry me.
01:18:56
Oh yeah, I really enjoyed this movie.
01:19:00
Speaker 2: Yeah.
01:19:01
Speaker 1: I can watch it many, many, many, many more times.
01:19:03
Speaker 2: Yep.
01:19:06
Speaker 1: What about you?
01:19:09
Speaker 2: I liked.
01:19:10
I was like you in the beginning .
01:19:11
I like how I kind of had my attention because I had me
01:19:14
thinking it was just some voodoo shit, like you know, some
01:19:17
ritual type thing.
01:19:17
Um, it was like you said in description, it was a comedy, b
01:19:24
B movie comedy, um.
01:19:26
So it's one of those that you know what you get when you're
01:19:30
going into it you know, you're.
01:19:31
You're not seeing some millions and millions of dollar
01:19:35
production.
01:19:35
You know what you're getting right and for me, I enjoyed.
01:19:40
I enjoyed it, man.
01:19:41
I was entertained.
01:19:42
Yeah, I had fun watching it.
01:19:45
I laughed at it.
01:19:46
Um, there's some parts that were out there, but, like I said
01:19:50
you, you, you don't, you don't, I didn't care.
01:19:53
Like there's movies that have millions of dollars tied up in
01:19:58
them and I can watch it and I will be annoyed like it just
01:20:02
bugs the shit out of me.
01:20:03
But this one, just it didn't.
01:20:06
I had fun watching it and I'm right there with you.
01:20:13
Yeah, I'm gonna marry it, man.
01:20:15
I, I had fun with it and I didn't think I would like.
01:20:20
When you first hit me up, when you, after you watched it, you
01:20:22
was like I already know my rating and at first I was like,
01:20:25
oh fuck, dave going must either gonna kill it or he go.
01:20:29
He might fuck it.
01:20:29
I said because I had at that time I hadn't watched it yet.
01:20:32
Yeah, and as I'm watching it, I'm going, I'm thinking to
01:20:35
myself.
01:20:35
I was like I'm gonna marry this fucking thing.
01:20:38
Am I gonna sit here and marry a killer sofa?
01:20:41
Yeah, because I was.
01:20:48
I'm watching it and the more I'm watching it it's like it's
01:20:53
far fetched, it's crazy, but it's just a fun it was an
01:20:58
enjoyable movie.
01:20:59
Yes, you're not going to get.
01:21:01
If you're you don't like blood and gore, you're not going to
01:21:04
get all that.
01:21:05
You know you're not going to get no boobies.
01:21:07
That's the only downside to it.
01:21:12
But it was a fun movie.
01:21:13
It's one of them that you could have people watch it just to
01:21:19
laugh and have fun with it, and that's what I enjoyed about it.
01:21:23
It's one of those.
01:21:24
I could watch it, laugh at it and not all serious.
01:21:29
Speaker 1: And you could.
01:21:29
And I really appreciate how the recliner gets around.
01:21:35
You know, like you turn around, he's like looking around the
01:21:39
corner.
01:21:39
Or you turn around, he's up and about.
01:21:41
You know what I mean.
01:21:42
I really appreciate that.
01:21:43
You know, like the creativity of turning a fucking standard
01:21:49
fucking recliner into a possessed mass killer is I.
01:21:55
You know, I'll fuck with it every single fucking time.
01:21:58
Speaker 2: Yeah it was a and a little thing about the recliner.
01:22:02
I've, I've seen this and I put it down.
01:22:05
It said uh, the director faced some limitations while filming
01:22:10
as he only had one recliner, oh, which meant he was unable to
01:22:16
film the sofa jumping from a window and crushing a person on
01:22:19
a car, or a scene of the sofa vomiting blood, as it were.
01:22:23
It would stain the suede on the recliner.
01:22:25
Only have one recliner had to make it happen.
01:22:28
Without one Couldn't fuck it up .
01:22:30
Speaker 1: Well, you know what?
01:22:37
Speaker 2: I appreciate the movie even more than yeah, you
01:22:38
know, and and what I I did like, because if you see all the
01:22:39
posters, all the movie art, it's got this couch with these big
01:22:41
fucking teeth right and and that's what I went into it
01:22:44
thinking like it's just gonna be some like cheesy looking tag
01:22:48
empire yeah with with a chair with teeth, and it didn't have
01:22:53
that and I'm glad it didn't.
01:22:55
It was just a plain old, regular recliner I think I
01:23:02
mentioned this before.
01:23:03
Speaker 1: Maybe on the first episode we did.
01:23:05
Whatever, I'm not like a huge movie guy you know what I?
01:23:07
Mean like, because usually when I watch a movie, at some point
01:23:13
in the fucking movie it's going to disappoint me yeah, you know
01:23:15
what I mean.
01:23:17
Um, I think I mentioned like, uh , was it the conjuring?
01:23:21
Um, uh, the haunting in connecticut, like those like I
01:23:27
get into, like the paranormal, like fucking shit, and both of
01:23:31
those movies.
01:23:32
They're like going good, going good, going good, going good,
01:23:34
very good movie and then, like the last 15 minutes, they just
01:23:38
do some stupid fucking shit that ruins it for me.
01:23:41
You know what I mean and that's pretty much every single movie.
01:23:44
So I enjoy movies like this where you walk in not not
01:23:51
expecting a fucking goddamn thing.
01:23:53
You know what I mean.
01:23:53
It's a fucking, it's a fun movie, it's you, you get what
01:23:58
you're, what you're fucking expecting, basically, and that
01:24:02
you know, like this one, even a tack of the killer donuts.
01:24:05
Oh yeah, I've watched that movie like three more times since we
01:24:09
watched it.
01:24:09
You know what I mean.
01:24:11
I'll still fucking.
01:24:15
I fucked that movie and I'll keep fucking it.
01:24:17
We both fucked that one.
01:24:18
Oh yeah, yeah.
01:24:19
And you know I just enjoy like a movie that you can just sit
01:24:25
and relax to you know what I mean and laugh and have a good
01:24:28
time with and this fucking nailed every single fucking
01:24:33
aspect of that.
01:24:33
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like I said it was and like you said, I
01:24:37
didn't go in inspecting nothing and I was honestly I didn't have
01:24:42
, I didn't have any hopes for it and I honestly I just really
01:24:48
didn't.
01:24:48
And because I enjoyed Attack of the Killer Donuts and for this
01:24:50
one I was like I knew really didn't, and cause I enjoyed the
01:24:50
attack of the killer donuts and and for this one I was like I
01:24:54
knew how much I enjoyed that one , right, and I was like man, I
01:24:57
just don't know about this one.
01:24:58
But I said, oh, we go, we're going to check it out.
01:25:00
So I went into it.
01:25:02
Speaker 1: I was.
01:25:03
Speaker 2: I was expecting to just be like God.
01:25:05
This thing is so bad.
01:25:15
Speaker 1: But even the acting in it wasn't bad, right, it's an
01:25:17
actual like uh, you know, you know, regardless of a fucking
01:25:18
possessed fucking couch killing people, the acting was actually
01:25:21
pretty decent.
01:25:23
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and I was like, you know, it wasn't, and
01:25:27
if it had like shitty actors, maybe I'd have it'd been a
01:25:30
little harder to watch, but they , everybody was really good, you
01:25:35
know.
01:25:35
And so from the time I got into it, when it started, I was like
01:25:39
, and I, like I said, I'm thinking to myself, I'm like,
01:25:42
holy fuck, I'm going to marry this thing.
01:25:44
That's where I'm, I'm heading toward right now.
01:25:49
And then, when it ended, there was a part of me that wasn't
01:25:53
ready for it to end just yet.
01:25:54
Right.
01:25:55
Speaker 1: Exactly.
01:25:56
Speaker 2: I was kind of into it Like, especially once Francesca
01:25:59
and Gerald got back together, I thought something else was
01:26:01
going to happen.
01:26:02
And then when it just end credits the way it did.
01:26:04
Yeah, I was like I like that about it.
01:26:07
I was sitting there like, hey man, I think I want to watch it
01:26:11
some more, I want to see some more, did you just?
01:26:13
See that.
01:26:14
Yeah, I don't know what that was.
01:26:16
Speaker 1: Did you see that thumbs up?
01:26:17
Where the fuck did that come?
01:26:18
I thought you did it.
01:26:19
No, say liked, I, liked, I liked.
01:26:22
I don't know where the fuck that thumbs up came from.
01:26:25
Speaker 2: I've seen it float up on yours and I don't know what
01:26:27
that was I thought something you did that's fucking weird, I
01:26:30
don't know I ain't never done it before whatever.
01:26:33
Speaker 1: yeah, like at the end of the movie, like you said,
01:26:35
you know, it's like you're sitting there waiting for
01:26:37
something, like something to happen and it just goes to the
01:26:41
credits.
01:26:41
And you know, like I was telling you before, you know, I
01:26:44
was like just sitting there and I'm usually, when the credits go
01:26:48
, either I'm getting up or I'm changing the channel or I'm
01:26:50
looking for something else, and I just sat there through the
01:26:53
fucking credit, just sitting there through the credits.
01:26:54
And it actually went into the next movie, which I was happy to
01:26:58
fucking catch, the old classic you know I told you about
01:27:01
earlier.
01:27:02
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
01:27:02
Oh, killer clowns from other clowns yeah.
01:27:08
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, but I was like it left me.
01:27:15
It left me wanting more.
01:27:16
Yes, I want to keep following this story like I want to know
01:27:17
what.
01:27:17
What happens next?
01:27:18
Speaker 2: I want to know what comes next for the sofa.
01:27:20
Yeah, I want to know what's in the future for this recliner.
01:27:24
Speaker 1: Yep, because hopefully there is a part two.
01:27:27
They left it open, so hopefully there is a part two that is the
01:27:30
debak.
01:27:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it just used souls go through it,
01:27:35
but that's the debak.
01:27:36
Yep, and so there's a.
01:27:38
There could be a bright future for, uh, the killer sofa oh,
01:27:42
absolutely absolutely so.
01:27:44
Uh, that's it for.
01:27:46
Uh, killerfa, you got two marrying.
01:27:51
We're loving it.
01:27:56
Speaker 1: We're going to open a registry on Amazon so you guys
01:27:58
can buy us wedding gifts.
01:27:59
Speaker 2: Yes, I like nice shit too.
01:28:03
Don't get me in that cheap shit .
01:28:04
And I want a recliner, I do want a recliner, lazy boy, lazy
01:28:10
boy With two button eyes on it and a mouth and a little mouth
01:28:15
on it and it better make me feel good, like it did fucking
01:28:19
Francesca.
01:28:20
Speaker 1: That's right, and I want a hat where I can turn into
01:28:23
a vagina.
01:28:24
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
01:28:24
A little hat pussy oh, man, oh, but yep, that is.
01:28:37
Uh, that's gonna do it for this episode.
01:28:38
Now you need to go check this thing out.
01:28:39
It's free on tubi, ain't gonna cost you a thing.
01:28:41
Just go into it not expecting anything and just enjoy the ride
01:28:44
.
01:28:44
Man, it was.
01:28:45
What do you expect?
01:28:48
the title's a killer sofa, but it's nothing like the picture,
01:28:52
if you scroll through and you've seen the picture and if that's
01:28:54
what turns you away.
01:28:55
It is nothing like that picture of the vampire teeth in the
01:29:00
chair.
01:29:00
So don't let that.
01:29:02
Look at it going.
01:29:03
That's gonna look stupid, don't ?
01:29:04
It's not bad, so go check it out actually actually going.
01:29:06
Speaker 1: Uh, yeah, so go check it out, like seriously, go go
01:29:08
watch this movie, even though we fucking spoiled it, but go
01:29:09
check it out.
01:29:10
Actually go, and yeah, so go check it out, like seriously, go
01:29:11
go watch this movie, even though we fucking spoiled it,
01:29:13
but go check it out.
01:29:14
There's a lot of I'm sure there's spots we missed and and
01:29:17
you just have to see the visual visualization of it, because
01:29:21
it's fucking wild Just seeing this and it's actually kind of
01:29:24
creepy like watching this fucking recliner.
01:29:26
Just go around fucking murdering people.
01:29:35
But oh yeah, go watch the movie and then, you know, leave in
01:29:36
the comments, you know whether it's on youtube or spotify or
01:29:37
whatever.
01:29:37
Yeah, fucking, let us know what you thought, because you know,
01:29:39
let leon, let jay know, you know whether you would fuck it,
01:29:40
marry it or kill it yes, sir, and uh, that's gonna do it for
01:29:46
this episode.
01:29:47
Speaker 2: Dave, anything you want to uh put out there,
01:29:49
brother, for the the criminal af , or anything uh, yeah, I mean,
01:29:54
I don't know, just check us all out.
01:29:56
Speaker 1: Go to uh, well, we actually rebranded it's.
01:29:58
Uh, welcome to the debaucherycom now.
01:30:01
Um, so go check out that.
01:30:04
You got true crime university.
01:30:06
You got both jay and I with garrett.
01:30:08
You know garrett's podcast.
01:30:09
Uh, we got a freaky af that's going to be coming up pretty
01:30:12
soon with, uh, chris Owen.
01:30:13
Uh, yeah, a lot of good things going on here, so go follow that
01:30:16
.
01:30:17
Speaker 2: Yep, yep, most definitely.
01:30:19
Um, if you want to go check, uh , fright flick FMK, we're on
01:30:24
social media, fright flick FMK.
01:30:26
Um, if you're, all that shit's going to be in the description
01:30:31
on the podcast, on the YouTube video.
01:30:33
It's all going to be there.
01:30:35
So, go check everything out, give us a light, give us a five
01:30:38
star review, give us a comment and, uh, let us know how you
01:30:43
feel about the show, Let us know how you feel about this movie.
01:30:45
But, um, I think that's going to do it for this episode,
01:30:51
brother.
01:30:51
But, um, I think that's gonna do it for this episode, brother.
01:30:52
I just want to say thank you again, man, for coming on here
01:30:53
and shooting the shit with me.
01:30:54
Speaker 1: Oh, anytime, man, this is fun yeah, we'll be.
01:30:56
Speaker 2: We'll be on the lookout for something else that
01:30:58
we can do.
01:30:58
I love doing these types of movies.
01:31:02
All right, well, we haven't reached that part of the episode
01:31:07
.
01:31:07
People, I need you all to grab your drinks.
01:31:09
I need you to gather up your shit, put your chairs away and
01:31:14
get the fuck out of here you.